Le Dieu du Sexe

snixgusta:

I’m sorry, do I need to remind you the things you said last time, or are you just going to go ahead and give up and say I was right?

And Brittany is none of your concern, so don’t bring her up.

I’m gonna hold you to that promise Smythe. I hope you’ll be fine with being sore, because this examination is going to get very rough indeed. We’ll just say I haven’t cut my nails lately.

Enlighten me. Which of my words exactly did you misconstrue with your atrocious translations to Spanish to think you have any sort of hold over me? The sex is good, sweetheart, but good sex isn’t hard for me to come by. Try better.

And I think I shall concern myself with Brittany. I’d rather like to see her at the congratulatory party Blaine is throwing the Warblers. Maybe I’ll see you there too, Snix.

I make good on my promises. But you know that. And rough sex is my favorite kind. I won’t be holding back. I rather enjoy the sound of you screaming my name. Any complaints from your neighbors yet?

(Source: seduisant-smythe)

snixgusta:

Oh please Sebastian. We both know that now you’ve had me you won’t be able to get it up for anyone else. I’m just that good. If Blaine did ever go batshit crazy and try to hook up with you, you would just sit there and want me because I’m clearly the best thing you’ve ever had. You probably can’t even pick people up anymore. At least I still have Brittney.

I don’t doubt. I’ll have to do a full body examination in that case, I assume you’re okay with this. Not that you’ll have much of a choice.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Hooters. Your overconfidence is misplaced. You’re only as good as I make you. The responsiveness of your body is decent at best, but you need some serious lessons before you can even begin to think you’re ‘that good’. Don’t worry. I don’t charge. Consider it charity. I might even teach you how to pick up others if you’re that desperate to try and get me off your mind. God knows entertaining your precious girlfriend doesn’t require much intellectual stimulation.

More to the point, doesn’t she wonder where you go all the time?

As long as you promise not to be gentle. I’m all yours. And then, of course, you’ll be all mine. Might want to make contingency plans because you probably won’t be able to walk for a few days.

(Source: seduisant-smythe)

snixgusta:

Oh please, I’d rather not have you at all to tell you the truth. Your skin is laced with cocaine though or something…. But everyone else seems to know to stay away, especially Blaine. So I don’t worry about him sticking to avoiding you.

You think I’ll tell you that easily? You’ll just have to figure out for yourself. For now, you’re not as good as you can be. 

Well if you insist, not that I mind. Hope you’re ready to get your temperature checked big boy.

A testament to how good I am, I suppose - you wouldn’t keep coming back if you’d really rather not have me. Blaine will come around. In fact, I rather hope you’re around to see it, which doesn’t seem unlikely as it shouldn’t be taking very long.

We both know I’m the best you’ve ever had, Santana. Even if that is mutual. Regardless, I’m flattered if you’re inclined to think I can be even better. Are you sure you really want that? Can’t have you all ruined for anyone else, sweetheart, or you’ll have to start faking it with that pretty blonde thing of yours.

God, I can’t wait. Don’t be alarmed if the reading says I’m hot. It’s sort of unavoidable, what with my good looks and incredible body.

(Source: seduisant-smythe)

snixgusta:

Us, exclusive? As if. People who are exclusive though do include my boys, Kurt and Blaine, so perhaps you should step off before you destroy another their relationship, douchebag. Besides, Blaine wouldn’t be caught next to you again since you made him blind for awhile there. And as for handling me, you could always do better, Smythe.

Oh really now? I thought you wanted the clothes to come off? You’re rather fuckable… I mean fickle today Sebastian.

Touchy, touchy. If Gay Cyclops and Betty White are really all that inseparable, why do you even bother trying to deter me, Santana? I’m beginning to think you want me all to yourself… 

Oh, please do instruct me as to how you would best like me to handle you, Cupcake.

I changed my mind. The skirt is so sinfully short that it’d be a shame not to use that to our advantage. We can always take it off after the first hour or so, but I’d really like the opportunity to maneuver underneath there. Fuck… That’s be so hot.

(Source: seduisant-smythe)

snixgusta:

Oh, back to Blaine are we? Realized you wouldn’t be able to keep up with me for much longer hm? I knew it wouldn’t take you long to figure I’m just too much for you to handle.

And as for the uniform, let’s just say there’s not much to take off. I’m what most call a “candy stripper”.  If you don’t know, the uniforms are very….  Flattering.

Who says I can’t have both? We’re not exactly exclusive, babydoll. And you’re not too much for me to handle. In fact, you rather enjoy me handling you, don’t you?

… Yeah, you’re going to keep that on while I fuck you. Hard.

(Source: seduisant-smythe)